This will be the new and improved Home of Seth's List. I have been running a joke list off and on for almost ten years now. It has had, at times been between 2500 and 250 members. These lists usually consisted of Jokes, Trivia, Riddles, Websites, News Stories, and whatever else I could think of. The websites, and news stories now have their own section, but this will be where to go to get the jokes, riddles, and trivia.

Seth's List for 07.20.05

What I Learned From Noah

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark...

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

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