Seth's List for 07.13.05

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some     
hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be
in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.         

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him
pancakes. That should solve the problem."                                 

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large     
stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.                        

"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"                                       

"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."