This guy, in california, he got off... INNOCENT! HA, nice. Next stop: Surreal Life. They should lock MJ, OJ, and Robert Blake in a room and see who leaves alive.

I know people out there looking for work, and before you go thinking no job can be worse than the one they are offering you.. Look at the life of a cowboy! here

I thought he was only stealing my powers... here

HA HA WHITE SOX SUCK! here

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