People pay over $2000 to see Oprah. here in Chicago you can do it for free ya know... for more

Wow police must be watching the Simpsons... Criminals lured into trap by police telling they had one a free pair of hiking boots. for more

Person dies at Health Club, people continue to work out. for more

Pentagon Auction? cool for more

Girl at Wheeling high school paints revealing picture, makes paper!
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Side note: God help our future, one student said, "I just think some people really, like, aren't really, like, mature enough to see a woman's chest", eloquent, totally.

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