You let a guy into your home, and he assaults your dog. How rude. for more

Techer who received heroin at school last May, given tenure. for more

Guy goes to a clinic for an ear ache, leaves with a vasectomy. D'oh! for more
p.s. "He later explained that he thought it was an ear inflammation that got down to his testicles"

Cover your head.. Flying penguins. for more

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