Kid with Samurai Sword hijacks school bus. Respino, did you reproduce?
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23 members of Sig Eps arrested after a drunk, dehydrated, and sunburned pig was found left at a local park. Man those guys will take home anything huh? for more

Hey lets get drunk and take our horses over to Walmart. Two men plead guilty of stupidity. for more

You know what they say, once you go pony, you can never go back. Man this paper is mean to this poor guy. for more

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