Who knew there was a record? Apparently a Canadian shot an Al-Quaida guy from almost a mile away. Hey Man, Nice shot! for more

I would've gotten away with it too, if only it weren't for those meddling kids! for more

Woman sues walmart for falling Hams. for more

Voices tell mom to put baby in overn. I have been hearing those voices too, but I don't have a baby so I figured, hey wrong number! for more

Bejing newspaper that is fooled by Onion story is now criticizing the onion for it's poor newsgathering abilities. Apparently the word Joke doesn't translate. for more

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