Woman gets 3.5 million when coffee machine explodes on her for more

Man kills himself in a Denny's. Hey when you got to go you got to go.
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People are so freakin' litigious. Man sues after eating a laxative-laced brownie at work for more

Mayor bans Satan from town. This encourages man to run against her in next election, quoted as making the town a "Dang laughing stock" for more

Man jailed for joking that he had an UZI in his luggage. Moron. for more

School says teen has to get their permission before sending letters to the editor of a local paper. for more