UPDATE: Penis found at car wash was really a cow teat. much better huh? for more

Skokie Park district is removing the WTC Towers and putting in a Statue of Liberty. I hate this world for being so fucking sensitive. for more

Woman trapped between bed and wall for 9 days for more

Man uses Chicago Sun Times puzzle to propose to his girlfriend. for more

Woman accused of smacking and pushing teacher in front of first graders. What kind of name is Xochitl Perez for first graders to try to pronounce?
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