Jesus is now pretending to be a meter maid, apparently. for more

7 yr old, steals 2 cars in 2 weeks... at this rate he will steal at least 572 more cars by the time he is 18. The next one could be yours!!! for more

Why don't machines spit money at me? for more

MTV called a press conference to announce they are going to continue doing what they have always done. Play the same popular clips over and over until they are dead. for more

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