Man gets sick after drinking "goo" from Coke can. Question is, why didn't he stop drinking? for more

Let's kill a bunch of people, and afterwards, Party at Dave's! for more

Hey! It's Bull-testicle festival time again!!! for more

Guy buys condo at auction, and finds the previous owner (three years dead) in middle of living room. for more

People keep stealing the signs for Fat Baby Ridge, among others...
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Man robs bank, returns to open account a few days later for more

In Beer news: Guiness buys Pabst. Odd. for more

I always wondered what happens when a guy shouts, "Drinks are on me!" well this guy found out. for more