"No officer, I'm not drunk." He says as he reaches for a marker and tries to dial it like a cell phone... for more

First rule of patient confidentiality: Don't post the documents online! for more

If your toddler shows up with pot to daycare, is it really a sign of bad parenting? I say no, as long as he knows how to share. for more

File this under, too much time on their hands. PETA will stop protesting the Wienermobile, if Oscar Meyer introduces a Veggie hot dog. ick.
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OK, maybe I am missing something but this study seems pretty freakin' obvious... Double mastectomy reduces chance of breast cancer to zero. (duh!) for more