Man has sex with 3 calves goes to jail. What can you say, the man likes his veal (insert rimshot here) for more

Definition of an idiot: An american who fights for the Taliban. Father wants to give him a hug for more

Pizza shop manager wanted to be noted in company newsletter, orders 400 pizzas left them in her garage for more

Guy stabs man peeing on his lawn for more

Hey they are debating whether to pay for organ donations... I have an extra kidney. $500,000 it could be yours... just saying.... for more