Seth's List for 03.08.05

Submitted by Danielle:

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f**king red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time the asshole will buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Minnesota