Seth's List for 04.28.05

Prince Charles was driving into the driveway of Buckingham Palace in his jag, and accidentally ran over one of the Queen's Corgis!

"Oh, GEEZ!", he cried! "Me Mum's gonna KILL me!"

Just then, a genie appeared, and offered to grant him a wish.

"Good DEAL!", said Prince Charles. "Can you fix this Corgi for me, Mum'll have a FIT!"

The genie surveyed the situation, and said, "No can do ... doggie all smooshed - too much work! But I will grant *another* wish"

Prince Charles thought about this, and then asked, "Then, can you make Camilla like Diana, all beautiful and shapely?"

The genie said, "Lemme have another look at that dog ...."