Seth's List for 04.07.05

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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into

mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in

and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says,

'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"