Seth's List for 04.04.05

From Annie's collection:

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

You did WHAT? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know, "explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."