Seth's List for 09/03/03

Kids Learn Fast

Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?"
Don't answer. Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working. -Michael,
age 14

Stay away from prunes. Randy, age 9

Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to. Emily,
age 10

When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your
hair. -Taylia, age 11

Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as
your school assignment -Traci, age 14

A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a
Tic-Tac. - Andrew, age 9

Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. Kyoyo, age 11
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Amir, age 9

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
Kellie, age 11

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Naomi, age 15

Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren, age 9

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball
bat. -Joel, age 10

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom
when she's on the phone. -Alyesha, age 13