Seth's List for 05/27/03

After a two-year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreational preferences.

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.

CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the
smaller your balls become.