Seth's List for 05/21/03
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant
for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock
them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store.
The assistant passes the man on to the pharmacist,
who explains that the store has never stocked such an item. The
man explains that he bought his last one from this store only weeks
ago and has done so for several years. The pharmacist asks the man
to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product.
The following day, the man returns to the pharmacy
and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why
the customer thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously
of the underarm stick variety.
The customer explains that instructions on reverse
state, Push up bottom to use.
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