Seth's List for 03/31/03
Interpretations of nature from junior high, high school,
and college test papers and essays submitted to science and health
teachers (spelling errors preserved)....
When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath,
you expire.
H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a
flame in a test tube.
When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon
monoxide.
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and
caterpillars.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration,
and then expectoration.
The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it
is even deader.
Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it
to the cow instead of the bull.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on
them and makes them perspire.
A super-saturated solution is one that holds more
than it can hold.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look
like umbrellas.
The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the
borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain,
the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity
contains the bowls, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
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