Seth's List for 03/17/03
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when
a Rottweiler attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other
boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's
collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling
by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"
he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero
replied.
"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed
you were." said the reporter and starts again. "Little
Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued
writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in New York was either for
the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter
asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
writes, "Little Maniac Loser Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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