Seth's List for 01/16/03

Inside joke from Alicia P.

So a guy runs into a stewardess at a bar, and he is trying to figure out what airline she works for.

So he starts, "Do you love to fly and it shows?"

She just sits there.

So he says, "Are you something special in the air?"

Still, she doesn't look at him.

Then he says, "Are you the way to really fly?"

Finally she looks at him and says, "What the fuck do you want?"

He says, "Oh, El-Al...."