Seth's List for 04/11/03
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure
in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as
they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector
and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his
signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer,
I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were
plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why
did *I* get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly
asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all*
the fish?"
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