Seth's List for 09/18/02
Comments About Sex
"I believe that sex is one of the most
beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
~Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when
they want sex? Me neither."
~ Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If
you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
~ Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."
~Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
~Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting
your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
~Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with
a rope."
~Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
~George Burns
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