Seth's List for 10/29/02
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he
will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The
bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing
and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds.
"That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy
his free beer.
"If I show you something else amazing, will you
give me another beer?" The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls
out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays
the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing
Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.
The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another
beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers
to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to.
"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You
could've made a fortune off that frog."
"Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The
hamster's a ventriloquist."
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