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Seth's List for 11/18/02
I was in a smartass mood last week, so when someone
sent me one of those emails where you "share" I did...
The people on the email liked it, so I figured I would post it.
1. What time is it? 7:92 I really need to get this clock fixed
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate? Seth Rosner, Prince
of
Fucking Darkness
3. Nickname: Hey You
4. Parents' names: My parents didn't believe in names. Felt labels
were
constraining to creativity. My mother called herself Pencil and
my father
was Yellow.
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 72
my friends are dyslexic
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: June 6th, my birthday
is in
J anuary, so they are pretty well melted by then.
7. Hair color: yep, pigment and everything
8. Tattoos: I have a big anchor tatooed on my ass that says welcome
aboard
9. Rate your job on a scale of 0 to 10: I would say a 7, I mean
where else
can I sit and waste time doing these emails.
10.Favorite color: teapot
11. Hometown: I have no home :-( thanks for bringing up a painful
memory, are you happy now?
12. Current residence: the cardboard box just 2 vents down on the
NW corner of wacker and monroe.
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