Seth's List for 05/30/02
Today's Joke:
Bill Gates dies and is up at the pearly gates.
St Peter: Well, you've got a choice. Have a look around
here. Pop down to Hell and see what Satan has to offer. Check us
out, and then let me know your decision.
Bill has a look around heaven. Lots's of somber people
singing hymns, praising the Lord.
He goes down to Hell. There are beautiful beaches,
lots of sun, sand, attractive women. Long cool drinks that never
get you drunk. He loves it. He goes back to St Peter.
Gates: Look, I know you're really doing good things
here, but Hell seems more with it. More my kind of scene, you know
what I mean? No hard feelings, but I pick Hell.
St Peter: No worries. You've got it.
Bill finds himself back in Hell, neck deep in fire
and brimstone, suffering eternal torment. He can't figure it out.
Gates: Hey! St Peter! Where are the beautiful girls
and long beaches and cool drinks?
St Peter: Sorry if you got confused, That was just
the beta version...
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