Today's Joke:
It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe and a hen. The elephant complained, "Lord, I HATE this trunk you have given me. It gets in the way and makes me look like a fool!"

The Lord said, "Don't complain. It helps you pick up food and drink water without getting wet!"

Next the giraffe complained, "Lord, I HATE this long neck! It makes my top heavy, I get terrible neck pains and people laugh at me!"

The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick the best fruit and leaves from the high branches, and allows you to see at a distance."

Then the hen spoke up; "Lord, I don't want to complain, but either give me a bigger hole or smaller eggs."

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