Today's Joke:
A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it.

She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel-off prize sticker.

She pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home!"

The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away is a mini van!"

The blonde looks at the prize sticker again and exclaims, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!"

By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."

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