Today's Joke:
A certain young man finally won a date with the blonde female of somewhat questionable morals who lived in his apartment complex.

To prepare for his big date, the young man went up to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself.

There, he sunbathed in the nude to prevent tan lines. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his tool of the trade.

But the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started to hurt him. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured cool milk into a tall glass.

He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and immediately experienced relief of his pain.

The blonde, however, wondered what he was doing, and wandered into the kitchen to see him with his Johnson immersed in a glass of milk.

Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"

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