Today's Joke:
Bambi, the buxom young blonde told her friend, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off when I took my car in for maintenance."

"Did he try to repair something that wasn't broken?", Bambi's friend asked.

"No, he didn't."

"Did he try to overcharge you?"

"No. In fact, all he said I needed was blinker fluid."

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