Seth's List for 03/26/02
Today's Joke:
Thoughts to ponder
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable.
Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken
firing pin? It won't work and you can't fire it.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your
children.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they
certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents
despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually
repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is
to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your
own.
We child-proofed our home 3 years ago and they're
still getting in!
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