Seth's List for 03/15/02
Today's Joke:
A man was leaving a 7-11 convenience store with his morning coffee
and newspaper when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed
by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking
a pit bull on a leash. Behind him were 200 men walking single file.
The guy couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached
the man walking the dog and said "Sir, I know now is a bad
time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose
funeral is it?"
The man replied "Well, that first hearse is for
my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes
between the two men.
"Sir, could I borrow that dog?"
"Get in line."
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