Seth's List for 03/07/02
Today's Joke:
A computer technician trainee set his own penis aflame in a successful
attempt to win $NZ500 cash and an equal bar tab.
Thomas stapled his penis to a white crucifix, poured
cigarette lighter fluid over it, and set it on fire in his bid to
win a controversial "How Far Will You Go?" promotion for
Trader McKendry's Tavern in Christchurch. The event, sponsored by
New Zealand Breweries, encouraged patrons to compete for the most
lewd act.
Thomas walked away with the top prize, which he used
for car registration, a warrant of fitness, and registration for
his bloodhound Puss. He obtained free medical treatment for his
bruised and burned penis at a student clinic, He says his member
"was a wee bit tender the next day," but after two weeks
he has almost recovered, and expresses no regrets about his actions.
The prize winner claims he is no masochist. "I'm
a student so every bit helps. It was worth the money, and it's all
better now. I thought my act was unbeatable.' He intends to use
the bar tab to buy burgers and pies every day for lunch.
Thomas' mother Barbara, who was in the audience, was
pleased her son won. "He is a grown man and I'm relieved that
he won. I would have hated for someone to go through all that and
not achieve the object of it all."
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