Seth's List for 03/06/02
Today's Joke:
A man goes into a restaurant and orders soup. When the waiter brings
out the bowl he has his thumb stuck in the soup, but the customer
decides to let it go.
"Would you like anything else?" the waiter
inquires. "We have some very good roast beef today."
"Sounds good," says the customer. So the
waiter goes off and comes back with a plate of roast beef, and his
thumb is in the gravy. The customer is getting pissed now, but decides
to hold his tongue.
"How about some hot apple pie?" asks the
waiter.
"Fine," says the customer. The waiter returns
with his thumb stuck in the pie. Now the customer is really getting
furious.
"Coffee?" asks the waiter, and when the
customer nods yes, he hurries off. He returns with his thumb stuck
in the cup of coffee. By now the customer can no longer restrain
himself.
"What the hell do you think you're doing? Every
time you've come to the table you've had your thumb stuck in my
food!"
"I've got an infection and my doctor told me
to keep my thumb in a hot, moist place."
"Why don't you just stick it up your ass?"
"Where do you think I put it when I'm in the
kitchen?"
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