Seth's List for 06/03/02
Today's Joke:
A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even
though she has had no prior lessons or experience.
Cindy mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,
but Cindy begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, Cindy grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot
seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly uneffected by its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away
from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunatley,
her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the
mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. Her head is struck against
the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the
ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when.........
...... the supermarket manager runs out and shuts
the horse off."
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