Today's Joke:
A 7-year-old boy and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom practicing their swearing. The older boy suggests that it is time they introduce their parents to their new talent. He tells his little brother, "When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say 'ass'." The 4-year-old readily agrees.

As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios." The surprised mother reacts with a swift whack on the boy's bottom and tells him to go to his room. The boy runs upstairs, crying and rubbing his backside. With a sterner voice, the mother asks her younger son what he would like for breakfast.

The boy replies, "I don't know, but you can sure bet your ass it's not gonna be Cheerios!"

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