Today's Joke:
Bad Pickup Lines
Do you believe in the hereafter? If you do then you know what I'm here after, How about it!!!

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!" Sierra

There are white specks in your beautiful blues eyes that shine like diamonds in the sky." Julie

Boy, you remind me of a nice cold glass of water and guess what! I'm thirsty.

Here's some cheesy pick-up lines for you: (Guys to Girls) Just got my library card, mind if I check you out?

Your daddy must be a hunter, 'cuz you're a fox.

How you doing?

My name is Planters, want some nuts?

I lost my phone number--can I have yours?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body--would you hold it against me?

Is your email address--heybeautiful.com?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Megan

Just got my library card, mind if I check you out?

Do you have a raisin, how about a date?

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