Today's Joke:
During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly that is circling around his head, and blurts out, "What kind of damn fly is that anyhow!?" The traffic offender replies, "That's a circle fly."

The officer replies that he's never heard of a 'circle fly'.

The speeder replies circle flies are usually found circling around a horses ass.

Enraged, the police officer says, "Are you calling me a horses ass?", to which the traffic offender replies, "No sir, but you can't fool a circle fly."

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