Today's Joke:
It seems that when God was making the world, He called man over and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified! Only 20 years of normal sex life? But the Lord was very adamant and that was all man could have.

Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him 20 years, But I don't need 20 years, he protested, ten is plenty for me. Man spoke up eagerly Can I have the other ten? the monkey graciously agreed.

Then the Lord called the lion and gave him 20 years and the lion, like the monkey, wanted only ten. Again man spoke up Can I have the other ten? the lion said of course he could.

Then came the donkey and he was given 20 years but, like the others, ten was sufficient and again man pleaded; Can I have the other ten?

Which explains why man has 20 years of normal sex life ten years of monkeying around ten years of lion about it and ten years of making an ass of himself...

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