Seth's List for 01/18/02
Today's Joke:
A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon
an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The
man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes
the thorn from its foot. The elephant begins to walk away, then
turns and stares at the man for a full minute, locking eyes with
him. The elephant then continues on its way.
"I wonder if I ever see that elephant again if
it will remember me?" the man muses to himself.
It is a few years later, and the man is at a circus
back in the States. He notices that one of the elephants keeps looking
at him, almost like it KNOWS him. The man wonders, "Could this
be that elephant I helped so long ago?"
He decides to get a closer look. With the elephant
still giving him the staredown, the man moves in closer, getting
right up in front of the elephant. They lock eyes. A knowing look
seems to cross the elephant's face.
It reaches down... picks the man up carefully with
its trunk... lifts him high in the air... THROWS HIM CRASHING TO
THE GROUND AND STOMPS HIM TO DEATH!
Yeah, turns out it wasn't THAT elephant.
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