Today's Joke:
An Indian, a black man and a Polish Guy share an apartment. The rent is due soon and all three are unemployed, so they all go out to look for a job. That evening, they met to discuss their day.

The Indian says to his roommates, "Me pissed me no find no job." The black man then says, "Shit man, I ain't hooked up no job either!" The Polish Guy chimes in, "Hey, I found a good job! The owner said all I had to do was show up on time at 8A.M. and I could go to work!"

Knowing that the Indian woke really early and watched the sun rise, the Polish Guy asked the Indian to wake him at 6:30 so he could get to work on time and then went to bed.

The black man liked to play practical jokes and talked the Indian into helping him play one on the Polish Guy. While the Polish Guy slept the other two painted his face black.

The Indian woke the Polish Guy at 6:30 who then got dressed and went straight to his new job. When he got there, he told the owner he was ready to go to work. The owner said he didn't know what he was talking about. The Polish Guy reminded him of his promise to put him to work if he showed up on time.

The owner said that the guy he hired was white. The Polish Guy replied, "I am white". The owner said, "No you're not, you are black, go look in the mirror!"

The Polish Guy went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and exclaimed, "That stupid fucking Indian woke up the wrong guy!"

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