Today's Joke:
Good reason why you should watch news no matter where you are.....

A guy left home for work on Sept. 11 at about 6am to go to his office in the World Trade Centre (103rd floor). When he got to Manhattan, he decided instead to spend the morning at his girlfriend's apartment in the Village.

Upon his arrival at her house, he turned off the phones, TV & radio and spent the entire morning with her in her bed. At about 11:00am, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone back on to retrieve his messages. A second later it rang. His wife was on the phone screaming at him:

"Where in the hell are you? I've been trying to call you for over two hours, I've been worried sick about you! Are you OK?"

He unknowingly answered, "Where in the hell do you think I am? I'm in
my office!!!"

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