Seth's List for 01/10/02
Today's Joke:
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving
a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he
asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you
who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15
students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever
touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor
is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture,
no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to
come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies
with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's
like to have sex with a Ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you
said 'goats.'"
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