Today's Joke:
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Green Bay Packer Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Green Bay Packer fans too. Not really knowing what a Packer fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air.

However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Packer fan" says Timmy. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Timmy says "I am a proud Chicago Bears Fan".

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a Bears fan. "Well, my Mom and dad are Bears Fans so I'm a Bears fan, too," Timmy responds.

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

Timmy just smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Green Bay Packer Fan."

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