Today's Joke:
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the
operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third
surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes
in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when
the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon
shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are
the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine,
and the head and butt are interchangeable."

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