Today's Joke:
One last Jab...
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying time of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act sweet, but it will soon fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a huge crock of shit.
So here is my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... fuck Valentine's Day!

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