Seth's List for 02/07/02
Today's Joke:
A man and his wife are awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by
a knock on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where
a stranger is asking for a push.
"Not a chance" says the husband - "It's
three o'clock in the morning!" He closes the door and returns
to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just a stranger asking for a push" he answers.
"Did you help him? she asks.
"No, I didn't -- it's three in the morning"
"Well you've got a short memory" says his
wife, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke
down on holiday and those two guys helped us? I think you should
help him."
The man does as he is told and returns to the front
door and calls out into the dark "Hello -- are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls out the
husband.
"Yes please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband
"Over here... on the swing." the man replies.
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