Today's Joke:
Chain Email

I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering
from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried
Chicken. So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he
was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all
over. When he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD
BEEN STOLEN and he saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!"
But he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to
his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would
destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the
crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer
programmer who was working on a program that will prevent a
global disaster in which all the computers get together &
distribute the $600 Neiman Marcus cookie recipe under the
leadership of Bill Gates. (It's true-I read it all last week in a
mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a
free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the
e-mail to everyone I know.) The poor man then tried to call 911
from a pay phone to report his missing kidneys, but reaching into
the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle
around which was wrapped a note that said, "Welcome to the world
of AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital -
the one, actually, where that little boy who is dying of cancer
is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send
him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay
him a nickel for every e-mail he receives. I sent him two e-mails
and one of them was a bunch of x's and o's in the shape of an
angel (if you get it and forward it to twenty people you will
have good luck, forward to ten people you will only have ok luck
and if you send it to less than ten people you will have BAD LUCK
FOR SEVEN YEARS). So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself
to the hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving
along without his lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights
at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation.

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